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christwithak



Joined: 11 Oct 2007
Posts: 14

PostPosted: Sat Nov 17, 2007 4:07 pm    Post subject: I'll get us started! Reply with quote

Has anyone ever noticed when your watching a hetrosexual-porn and they are about to do an anal sex scene the guy will spit on the girl's arsehole apparently for lube....well the first time I saw this I decided to try it out with my girlfriend! I wasn't sure should I hack and spit or just regularly spit as in saliva from my mouth. I went with hack.
Myself:*HACK* *SPIT*
Girlfriend: "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HACKING INTO MY ASS MY FOR!!!"
My face: *SLAP*
Girlfriend: *GONE*
ME:"tut....*Reach for porno mag*........*Fall asleep*
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elyoD laC



Joined: 29 Feb 2008
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PostPosted: Fri Feb 29, 2008 8:57 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

Happens to me every other day, sometimes with people I know, mainly with confused pensioners who don't even remember the meaning of sodomy after years of rape at the hands of priests they blocked out and then I'm all up in their ass like 'fuck yeah bitch, repress this' then they die. Crying or Very sad
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christwithak



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PostPosted: Wed Mar 05, 2008 6:29 pm    Post subject: Reply with quote

aww Sad If there was a Sodomise Emoticon I'd give it to you!
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