Where The Name Christ With A K came from!

Where The Name Christ With A K came from!

he name was originally 'The Khrist'!

The reason I / we (there was another guy who used to play with me) decided on this was that, we had been taking about an episode of The Simpsons, within which, Homer forms a motorcycle gang and they call themselves, The Hell's Satans, at one point in the episode, Flanders says "Maybe we should call ourselves something a little less blashphemous" to which Lenny suggests "How about the Christ Punchers". So we were going to call ourselves that but then decided to call ourselves "The Christ Rapers". However upon seeing the crowd to which we were playing and the song which we were playing (it was the first song we ever did 'Sex with my sister' you can get it on my myspace.com/thechristwithak) we decided it was too shocking and I said to the girl announcing the na...MORE

The time I got locked out of my hotel room in Vegas, NAKED!

Here is the story of when I was in Las Vegas and got locked out of my room.....naked!

    So I was in Las Vegas a while back, its a fun town!  They give you free drinks when your gambling!  And if your any good, you wind up not paying anything for your drinks and winning a bit back but me being me, I'm not very good at all...at all... and even worse when I'm drunk!  Being drunk seems to be big factor in in winning and losing whilst gambling, its seems that the drunker you are the more likely you are to win..?!?.. wait, no, sorry my mistake, the drunker more likely you are to have the casinos fuck you up the ass and take all the money in your pockets!  (The taking of the money is the only part in that sentence you should take literally, they didn't really fuck me up my ass!)  So in essence the drinks aren't free they usually end up costing you a few hundred dollars or s...MORE

Shitting my pants whilst on magic mushrooms in Amsterdam

This is an extract from my very long blog on Amsterdam, I figure no-one will be retarded enough to read the entire thing, so here is an exert of one of the things that happened to me!
  
   One particular incident involved me being off my face on 'Magical Mushrooms' and I had to put a lot of effort into shitting as it was extremely hard to concentrate on anything for more than a few seconds. I had to squat over the toilet, as I was staying in a hostel and the seat was covered in pubes and piss! So there I was shitting, *plop plop*, the poo landed on the poo-step. And then WHAM the smell was so bad that my eyes began to water and I felt like vomiting. I became paranoid that everyone in the room I was staying with were listening to me shitting and talking about me shitting. My face was bright red as I had put so much effort into taking a ...MORE

The time I fucked a French Girl by saying just four words!

I was out with friends, drinking and the night had drawn to a close. Nothing consequential had come of the night thus far! So there we were myself and my mate we'll call him Fred for the duration of this story though his real name is Barry. So Fred and I were walking around eating our pizza slices and looking for girls to bring along with us to a house party. We came across two Frenchies! It being student season. One of them was with a guy and was as they say  here in the vernacular "Mauling the face off him". "Shit" I thought, as she was the hottest but the other one wasn't too bad either another drink or two to lower my standards and she would fit the bill.

For some reason a notion got into my head before I said hello to the Frenchies in English, that notion being "Hey Dave tell em' your Spanish and speak very little English" In reality I'm Irish and speak very little Spanish, also my hair is what some would say a bit foxy. But I had Fred...MORE

Getting caught cutting my pubes!

Earlier on in the week or maybe it was last week, infact I think it may well have been. I wrote a blog about having cut my pubic hair and how itchy my balls and arse and general pubic area was afterwards. Well good news, turns out I have aids!

No I don't it was just stubble, which thankfully has now not subsided but resided and regrown to a length at which it no longer makes me nuts (with the itchiness!)
Well right now I shall divulge the entire hair cutting story.

To begin with. It was early in the day when I heard about trimming armpit hair, I had also read about trimming your pubic hair in the Tucker Max book 'I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell', so I decided that later when I got home I would trim my arse my sack and above my cock!

I got home after work and went for shit, then I had a shower. As I stepped out of the shower I remember my prior decision so I picked up the nail scissors that was atop the radiatior in the bathroom. I began to trim my...MORE