being dumped
I've had my heart broken, by a woman, for the third time in my life this week. Fuck, jaysus, it is hard to try to understand women and when the woman you're with, can't speak english, it's even harder! Not that she was foreign or anything, she just had a very aggresive form of downs-syndrome and couldn't actually use her jaw! ....Sigh....I'm lying there was nothing wrong with her, I'm keeping my fingers crossed though that some hidden genetic flaw may crop up and destroy her!If Joseph Fritzel's daughter had had downsyndrome, that whole mess probably wouldn't have happened. And likewise if Madeline McCann had had downsyndrome I'm sure it wouldn't have had as much media coverage, in fact I bet her parent's wouldn't have even reported it, they'd have probably breathed a sigh of relief and maybe high fived!
So as I was saying three times now in my life I've been crushed by women!
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Some Christian's called to my door
So I got talking to these 2 Christians that called to my front door the other day! They were some branch of Christianity, something to do with Korea and having two versions of God, the guy that was talking didn't explain it very well! From what I could gather, he was saying -as most religions that come knocking say- that his religion, well his and hers -there was a girl at the door too-, was/is better than every other religion. He took from his briefcase the bible and a pamphlet, he began to flick through the pages of the pamphlet and talked about the pictures he was showing me.I can't convey an accent across in text, but he had a very stereotypical Asian accent.
"Look at this picture, many disease, and many sickness in the world now, that never there before, aids, bird-flu, swine-flu, Ebola" I had to interject at this point, I said "Well the population has gone from 2 billion to 9 billion in a century, obviously with an...MORE
The trip to Finland, in the airport!
12.45: Barry just sent me a text message, he wished me a good trip, what a nice guy! That's something I would never do! Ever! I would never tell my friends to have a nice trip, hell, sometimes I find it hard to even remember that I have friends, let alone to remember to text them and wish them well! I even forgot to say goodbye to my family when I left earlier, I'm an awful fucker for not thinking about people, I should really work on that, but I'm also very lazy so I can't bring myself to work on anything.12.58: Coffee is nice! I'm jittery now -wired to the moon!.... How in Christ's good name, is this stuff legal!- I'm watching Sky News, the lady news anchor's nose is very flat against her face, kind of like a mini black hole has opened up inside her skull and is slowly sucking her face into it's self! Fuck that would be sca...MORE
Update
Update time!So I am going to Finland! And then going to Australia a few weeks later! Hmm! No news :/
The Video Shop Diaries
I used to work in a video-shop called 'Mega-Video'
These are its stories.
Finally updating stuff
Ok so here is the run down of all my news.
I'm releasing 'The Boy Racer Song' for Christmasish! Hopefully it'll make it into the charts! I'll be selling it online using downloadmusic.ie and also livewebstars.com will be broadcasting the gigs. There are about 7 dates altoghether for the tour including an under 18's type one in UCC. All the gig dates will be added here shortly!
So yup, still on the radio every Thursday night!
I've got a few videos on Youtube now, check em out!
http://www.youtube.com/user/Christwithak08
Thats my Youtube page! The Boy Racer Song is there somewhere, its gotten about 5000 hits! Not bad!
I just finished a week of gigs in Dublin! They all went very well and I stole the show some nights, I made F A money though! So I probably won't be going back to Dublin for a while unless I can get some paid gigs! I just can't afforf it really!
I got a parking fine, stupid fucking dickhead's giving me a ...MORE
Where The Name Christ With A K came from!
Where The Name Christ With A K came from!
he name was originally 'The Khrist'!
The reason I / we (there was another guy who used to play with me) decided on this was that, we had been taking about an episode of The Simpsons, within which, Homer forms a motorcycle gang and they call themselves, The Hell's Satans, at one point in the episode, Flanders says "Maybe we should call ourselves something a little less blashphemous" to which Lenny suggests "How about the Christ Punchers". So we were going to call ourselves that but then decided to call ourselves "The Christ Rapers". However upon seeing the crowd to which we were playing and the song which we were playing (it was the first song we ever did 'Sex with my sister' you can get it on my myspace.com/thechristwithak) we decided it was too shocking and I said to the girl announcing the na...MORE
The time I got locked out of my hotel room in Vegas, NAKED!
Here is the story of when I was in Las Vegas and got locked out of my room.....naked!
So I was in Las Vegas a while back, its a fun town! They give you free drinks when your gambling! And if your any good, you wind up not paying anything for your drinks and winning a bit back but me being me, I'm not very good at all...at all... and even worse when I'm drunk! Being drunk seems to be big factor in in winning and losing whilst gambling, its seems that the drunker you are the more likely you are to win..?!?.. wait, no, sorry my mistake, the drunker more likely you are to have the casinos fuck you up the ass and take all the money in your pockets! (The taking of the money is the only part in that sentence you should take literally, they didn't really fuck me up my ass!) So in essence the drinks aren't free they usually end up costing you a few hundred dollars or s...MORE
Shitting my pants whilst on magic mushrooms in Amsterdam
This is an extract from my very long blog on Amsterdam, I figure no-one will be retarded enough to read the entire thing, so here is an exert of one of the things that happened to me!One particular incident involved me being off my face on 'Magical Mushrooms' and I had to put a lot of effort into shitting as it was extremely hard to concentrate on anything for more than a few seconds. I had to squat over the toilet, as I was staying in a hostel and the seat was covered in pubes and piss! So there I was shitting, *plop plop*, the poo landed on the poo-step. And then WHAM the smell was so bad that my eyes began to water and I felt like vomiting. I became paranoid that everyone in the room I was staying with were listening to me shitting and talking about me shitting. My face was bright red as I had put so much effort into taking a ...MORE
The time I fucked a French Girl by saying just four words!
I was out with friends, drinking and the night had drawn to a close. Nothing consequential had come of the night thus far! So there we were myself and my mate we'll call him Fred for the duration of this story though his real name is Barry. So Fred and I were walking around eating our pizza slices and looking for girls to bring along with us to a house party. We came across two Frenchies! It being student season. One of them was with a guy and was as they say here in the vernacular "Mauling the face off him". "Shit" I thought, as she was the hottest but the other one wasn't too bad either another drink or two to lower my standards and she would fit the bill.For some reason a notion got into my head before I said hello to the Frenchies in English, that notion being "Hey Dave tell em' your Spanish and speak very little English" In reality I'm Irish and speak very little Spanish, also my hair is what some would say a bit foxy. But I had Fred...MORE
